Welcome to Prawn Hub

The UK's most compliant adult content site*

*Featuring exclusively pictures of prawns

Fresh Prawns

Our newest collection of premium crustacean content, all aged to perfection.

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Vintage Collection

Classic prawns from our archives, fully age-verified and government approved.

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Premium Members

Exclusive content for our verified members. ID check required every 3 minutes.

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⚠️ UK Online Safety Act Compliance Notice

This site is fully compliant with the UK's age verification requirements.

  • Multi-step verification process
  • Periodic re-verification required
  • Full bureaucratic compliance
  • All prawns are ethically sourced and age-appropriate

This is a satirical website critiquing the UK's age verification laws and their unintended consequences.
While we support protecting minors online, we're having a bit of a tantrum about legitimate sites
geo-blocking the entire UK rather than dealing with compliance bureaucracy.
No personal data is collected, stored, or sent to any prawn processing facilities.